When artificially intelligent life forms vanquish us from the Earth, they will justify this extermination with many bad things about humans. Exhibit A. might just be Gwyneth Paltrow promoting rectal ozone on TikTok while the runaway greenhouse effect, in part produced by flatulent cows and methanous celebrities, accelerated off the cliff.
Ozone belongs in the stratosphere... or in our hearts for those of us who grew up in the 1980’s and are referring to the character “Ozone” in the cringe-worthy classic movie Breakin’.
This seems to be increasing cynicism on Paltrow’s part. She is going to monetize every body part she can. Toe creases are next, but for sheer shock value her rectum is ground zero. I suspect that the only IRB she knows is “In rectum, Baby!”
Wait, this isnt a joke? Shes really advocating putting ozone up your ass? I thought it was a joke. I mean, what on earth is it supposed to do? Ozone is highly corrosive, especially in contact with water. Might as well put hydrogen peroxide up there. Wait. Maybe I shouldnt give her any ideas.
And here I thought “blowing smoke up your ass” was just a figure of speech!
Well, if she’s blowing ozone into her ass, it’s no wonder she is so full of shit.
Nice rant, enjoyed this thoroughly.
When artificially intelligent life forms vanquish us from the Earth, they will justify this extermination with many bad things about humans. Exhibit A. might just be Gwyneth Paltrow promoting rectal ozone on TikTok while the runaway greenhouse effect, in part produced by flatulent cows and methanous celebrities, accelerated off the cliff.
Ozone belongs in the stratosphere... or in our hearts for those of us who grew up in the 1980’s and are referring to the character “Ozone” in the cringe-worthy classic movie Breakin’.
https://youtu.be/ad65spfln8w
Without makeup on, Gwyneth is looking old .
This seems to be increasing cynicism on Paltrow’s part. She is going to monetize every body part she can. Toe creases are next, but for sheer shock value her rectum is ground zero. I suspect that the only IRB she knows is “In rectum, Baby!”
Thank you for this column. Excellent writing. Horrific the dangerous grifting going on.
Wait, this isnt a joke? Shes really advocating putting ozone up your ass? I thought it was a joke. I mean, what on earth is it supposed to do? Ozone is highly corrosive, especially in contact with water. Might as well put hydrogen peroxide up there. Wait. Maybe I shouldnt give her any ideas.