I know that winter asshole is a thing, and we’d better make sure he doesn’t shit on America again this January.
Back to the vag. I doubt winter vagina is anything like menopause vagina. I’m essentially a virgin again. (Just not young enough of one for the winter asshole.)
2) "(queue sound effect of fingernails-on-a-chalkboard)" I wonder how many of your readers actually know what that sounds like, & still cringe at the thought...
Don't tell the lay people what we do from September to November in the L&D unit. I don't need them knowing the truth. We deserve a break to play our drinking games!
Ha! Why aren’t they going after the dudes? Trust me, there’s such a thing as Frozen Dick, and it’s not a Scottish recipe. Ask the guys who like to go commando … 😅
I know that winter asshole is a thing, and we’d better make sure he doesn’t shit on America again this January.
Back to the vag. I doubt winter vagina is anything like menopause vagina. I’m essentially a virgin again. (Just not young enough of one for the winter asshole.)
I could not have said this better. I’m with you!
As a fellow former Winnipegger, I really enjoyed the Portage and Main reference.
It is getting chilly, thanks for the reminder to put the studs on the vibrator! 😜
LMAO!!
As a fellow former Winnipegger, "ditto"!
Thanks for the laughs, this is hilarious!!!
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1) It's the most/hardest I've laughed all year!
2) "(queue sound effect of fingernails-on-a-chalkboard)" I wonder how many of your readers actually know what that sounds like, & still cringe at the thought...
Unlikely, as a former school trustee, granted circa 2015...funky white boards with no chalk were more common.
Oh yeah I can recall the feeling upon hearing it.
I snort-laughed more than once reading this. Brilliant.
Laughed out loud at "roughing it in the bush". Jen you are f-ing hilarious 😂
😂😂😂 OMG I love this and love you my fellow Canadian girl!! With beaver tailing you from Alberta!! 🇨🇦 😜 #menopausedoula
Don't tell the lay people what we do from September to November in the L&D unit. I don't need them knowing the truth. We deserve a break to play our drinking games!
😂😂😂😂 just what I needed 😂😂😂
I read this today and for a few minutes I laughed and forgot. Thank you.
I needed a laugh. Thank you.
So funny! I needed this today!! 😂😂
I’m sending this to all my friends right now - a much-needed laugh! Thank you, Dr. Jen!
So. Many. Laughs. 👏👏👏
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I just wonder when Winter Vagina is coming to Germany? I will be prepared with the warming function of my vib 💪🤣
With global warming and glacier melt, it’s become really hard to predict anything in our part of the world, Gundula. Better play it safe! 🤣
Ha! Why aren’t they going after the dudes? Trust me, there’s such a thing as Frozen Dick, and it’s not a Scottish recipe. Ask the guys who like to go commando … 😅
Avid cyclist yet there are challenges when the temperature drops...toes get cold also!