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I know that winter asshole is a thing, and we’d better make sure he doesn’t shit on America again this January.

Back to the vag. I doubt winter vagina is anything like menopause vagina. I’m essentially a virgin again. (Just not young enough of one for the winter asshole.)

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I could not have said this better. I’m with you!

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Nov 6Liked by Dr. Jen Gunter

As a fellow former Winnipegger, I really enjoyed the Portage and Main reference.

It is getting chilly, thanks for the reminder to put the studs on the vibrator! 😜

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LMAO!!

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As a fellow former Winnipegger, "ditto"!

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Nov 5Liked by Dr. Jen Gunter

Thanks for the laughs, this is hilarious!!!

🦫🇨🇦✌️

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Nov 6Liked by Dr. Jen Gunter

1) It's the most/hardest I've laughed all year!

2) "(queue sound effect of fingernails-on-a-chalkboard)" I wonder how many of your readers actually know what that sounds like, & still cringe at the thought...

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Unlikely, as a former school trustee, granted circa 2015...funky white boards with no chalk were more common.

Oh yeah I can recall the feeling upon hearing it.

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Nov 5Liked by Dr. Jen Gunter

I snort-laughed more than once reading this. Brilliant.

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Nov 6Liked by Dr. Jen Gunter

Laughed out loud at "roughing it in the bush". Jen you are f-ing hilarious 😂

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😂😂😂 OMG I love this and love you my fellow Canadian girl!! With beaver tailing you from Alberta!! 🇨🇦 😜 #menopausedoula

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Don't tell the lay people what we do from September to November in the L&D unit. I don't need them knowing the truth. We deserve a break to play our drinking games!

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Nov 5Liked by Dr. Jen Gunter

😂😂😂😂 just what I needed 😂😂😂

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Nov 6Liked by Dr. Jen Gunter

I read this today and for a few minutes I laughed and forgot. Thank you.

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Nov 6Liked by Dr. Jen Gunter

I needed a laugh. Thank you.

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Nov 6Liked by Dr. Jen Gunter

So funny! I needed this today!! 😂😂

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Nov 5Liked by Dr. Jen Gunter

I’m sending this to all my friends right now - a much-needed laugh! Thank you, Dr. Jen!

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Nov 5Liked by Dr. Jen Gunter

So. Many. Laughs. 👏👏👏

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Nov 6Liked by Dr. Jen Gunter

😂😂😂

I just wonder when Winter Vagina is coming to Germany? I will be prepared with the warming function of my vib 💪🤣

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With global warming and glacier melt, it’s become really hard to predict anything in our part of the world, Gundula. Better play it safe! 🤣

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Ha! Why aren’t they going after the dudes? Trust me, there’s such a thing as Frozen Dick, and it’s not a Scottish recipe. Ask the guys who like to go commando … 😅

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Avid cyclist yet there are challenges when the temperature drops...toes get cold also!

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